Joke jokes

Prostitute Joke.

Man : How much for a blowjob?

Prostitute : Ummm $20

Man : Ohhh Damn, it was $80 for my friend. I guess I am your favourite.

Prostitute : Cut it out, I charge $10 per inch.

Chicken walks into a bar

Bartender says: "Wrong joke, yours is across the road?"

Let me tell you a clean joke. Johny took a bath with bubbles.

Now let me tell you a dirty joke. Bubbles is his neighbor.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants...

The bartender looks over and says, "Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."

My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes

It was the end of my Korea

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

A holocaust survivor dies of old age. When she goes to heaven she tells god a holocaust joke.

God responds “I don’t find that funny”

The survivor replies “I guess you had to be there”

Courtesy of Ricky Gervais in “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”

What's the difference between your dick and a joke?

Nobody laughs at your jokes.

What do you call recycled calculus jokes?

Derivative humor.