Laptop jokes

Money

Money

I just made money for the first time as a programmer

I sold my laptop

Image

Image

I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes...

It's my screen savior...

Ocean

Ocean

I dropped my laptop in the ocean.

Now there's a dell rolling in the deep.

Job interview

Job interview

I was at a job interview today...

When the manager handed me a laptop and said,

“I want you to sell this to me.”

So I put it under my arm, left the building and went home.

Eventually he called me and said, “Bring my laptop back now.”

I said, “£200 and it’s yours.”