Horse
Where do horses go when they break their legs?
The HORSEpital hahahaha,
Jk they get shot
Leg jokes
Tree
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, would kill you?
A pool table
Wife
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat.
After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?”
“The cat is dead,” he replied coldly.
She cried out and said, “You could have said the cat is playing on the roof on the first day, and the next day, it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing’s dead!
No reply. The wife sighed sadly, “Anyways, how’s my mom?”
“She’s playing on the roof.”
Bird
What's got two eyes, but can't see, two wings, but can't fly, and two legs, but can't walk?
A dead bird.
Dog
What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?
Sparky