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There's a term for guys like Donald Trump.

But apparently not 2 terms.

Why do riot police like to get to work early?

To beat the crowd.

How do you know if a sniper likes you?

He misses you.

I was riding the bus when I got tapped on the shoulder...

An old lady says to me, “Would you like a nut?”

I chuckled and said, “Sure, thanks.”

A couple of minutes after eating the nut, another tap on the shoulder. “Would you like another nut?”

Well, after eating a couple more nuts from the old gal I finally turned around and asked her, “Why do you have nuts if you keep giving them to me?”

She replied, “I only like the chocolate around them.”