Middle jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face

Because its the scenter

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

"Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick."

A small plane crashed in the middle of the desert. The pilot and co-pilot wandered around for days in search of food, but could find nothing. Finally the co-pilot announced: ‘I’m so hungry....

I’m going to chop off my dick and eat it.’ ‘Before you do,’ said the pilot. ‘Think of your girlfriend.’ ‘What’s the point? At this rate I will never see her again anyway.’ ‘I know, but if you think of her first, hopefully there will be enough for both of us

TIL that "Call of Duty" has a different name in the Middle-East

They call it "The Sims"

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!" In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."

Why is the number 10 traumatized?

It was in the middle of 9/11

Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night. One of them says: "I gotta admit I'm scared out here." The other replies: "You're scared... I gotta walk back alone!"

Don't wait until your deathbed

to tell people how you really feel. You might be too weak to raise your middle finger by then.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside... it starts with C, ends with T, and has a U and N in the middle?

A coconut.

What did I see while on vacation in the Middle-East?

I Saudi Arabian Desert.

So everyone knows why 6 is afraid of 7. Can you answer this, How did 10 die?

It was trapped in the middle of 9-11

Three men book into a busy ski lodge

So they have to share a bed. Man on the right wakes up and says, "I had this vivid dream of getting a hand job." Man on the left wakes and says, "I had the same dream." Man in the middle wakes and says, "That's funny. I dreamt I was skiing!"

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What's the grossest number?

6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle.

Why was the middle aged computer sad?

He had a floppy disc.