Movie jokes

If you ever feel lonely, watch a scary movie

Then you won't feel so lonely anymore.

What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?

Fast10

Your seat belts

I tried acting in porn movies but

I only had small parts.

I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater.

It's ok though, it still saved me money.

How ungrateful people are

My grandfather tried to warn everyone that the Titanic was going to sink. Besides not believing in him, they also expelled him from the movie theater!

I don't understand why people spoil movies...

What's their endgame?

I had to stop watching An Inconvenient Truth after 20 minutes.

Can't stand movies with that much gore.

Will Smith’s next movie

One flew over the cuckold’s nest

Thanos’ finger snap would have a way greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared

Apparently only DC movies can do that

The lawyer just told us that all of our late grandfather’s assets are Frozen.

No idea why he bought so many DVDs of the movie.

I can't believe DCU fans wanted to ban Amber Heard

From their movies there seems to be no better place to shit the bed.

Rick Astley will lend you any movie in his Pixar collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

Laughing Dog

A man walks into the cinema with a dog. They start watching the movie (a comedy) and laugh and laugh all the way through it. When the lights go up, a woman who was sitting in the row behind tapped the man on the shoulder and said: " I must say I was really surprised to hear your dog laughing all through the film. "So was I" replied the man, " He hated the book!"

“Stewardess”

“Yes, Sir?”

“I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can’t sleep.”

“Captain, shut up and land the plane.”

Boy: Hey wanna see a movie with me tonight?

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Boy: and i have a math test tomorrow.

Girl: What does that have to do with anything?

Boy: I thought we were listing things we were going to cheat on.

Watching movies on illegal websites are probably the hottest thing you can do.

I mean, why else would all these horny singles in my area be ready to chat.

Two goats are eating garbage

The first one finds a roll of film and eats it.

When he's done, the second one asks, "how did you like the movie?"

The first one responds, "it was OK, but I liked the book better."

I just downloaded the Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

I think it was filmed in a movie theater, though - I see a little silhouetto of a man.

What Movie does Hillary Watch when she's in a Bad Mood..?

Kill Bill.

Movies are too violent

A lot of Critics have been saying that movies now days are way too violent. To test this theory I took a nine year old boy to go see Gladiator, and he cried the whole movie.

Now it may be because he didn't know who I was.