Politeness jokes

If Poly means many then...

Politics means Many Bloodsucking Insects

A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other. The sole says, "A flounder!"

The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.

Fact

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies...... Men are so polite that they only look at the covered parts!

A political joke for both sides:

Joe Biden has forgotten more about governing than Trump ever learned.

The director of the sperm bank summoned the blonde receptionist.

\-It's nice that you're polite to people who drop by here, he began, -but when they're on their way out again, I think you should say something other than, -"Thank you for coming!"-

People think that I'm stupid because I ask them for money in exchange of politically incorrect opinions.

Well, I beg to differ.

This one is a little bit political,I hope that doesn’t break any rules

Taiwan:I am China

China:No I am China

Taiwan:Ok then I am Taiwan

China:No you are China

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say black paint

You have to say

Leroy, please paint that wall

Why didn't the polite coder get hired?

The job required SASS

You know the problem with political jokes?

Sometimes they get elected.

If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States

If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States

This is not a political post, I just want to travel