A politician visited a village in India
A politician visited an Indian village and asked what their needs were.
”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager.
“Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in the village.”
Relativity theory
In classical (Newtonian) physics, we can't solve the three-body problem. In the theory of relativity, we can't solve the two-body problem. In quantum mechanics, we can't solve the one-body problem, and with quantum electro dynamics, we don't even understand the vacuum anymore.
Record low temperatures causing snow and freezing all over the southern United States.
Finally: white people in Texas are having problems with ICE.
Being married is solving problems together.
Problems I wouldn't have, if I was single.
You know the problem with political jokes?
Sometimes they get elected.
Ray Rice doesn't believe in giving women rights.
However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts
The doctor gave me 4 months to live.
So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved.
My friends a farmer with a huge ego problem
All I did was ask where he was and he brags that he’s out standing in his field
A woman astronaut calls her base:
-Houston we have a problem.
-What is it?
-Nothing...
Saw a book on how to resolve 50% of your problems
I bought two
