Little Johnny is walking down the street and sees a construction site building new houses
He has a look at what's going on and he's amazed and in awe of it all. He rushes home as fast as he can. He runs in and shouts ''Dad, dad, can we play builders?'' His dad says ''Sure Johnny''
Johnny runs to the top of the stairs and shouts ''Oi, get them bricks up here now you cunt''
What kind of bird works on a construction site?
A Crane.
A geologist and his intern
A geologist and his clueless intern are outside examining hundreds of specimens retrieved from an old dig site. The intern gets excited when he finds an interestingly shaped object. He rushes over to the geologist and says, "Hey, what kind of mineral is this?"
The geologist takes it and looks it over. He smiles and says, "Good find, that's leaverite."
The intern, with a big grin, says, "Wow! Really?"
The geologist replies, "Yeah, leaverite there. It's just a fucking rock."
Boss shows up at a job site
Boss: "Bob where were you I've been looking for you since morning!!!!! It's lunch time already!!!!"
Bob: "Boss, a good employee is hard to find."
I finally married my Korean wife whom I met in a penpal site few years ago..
She's my Seoul mate.
There's a porn site that makes you watch at least 10 minutes of dwarf MILF content before you can access anything else.
That's their bare mini mum.
Porn sites have a "sort by most viewed" feature!
What's the world coming to?