9/11 jokes

If it weren't for Arabs, we would never have 9/11

Instead it would be IX / XI

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Why is the number 10 traumatized?

It was in the middle of 9/11

Trump, Clinton, Obama, and Bush each ran a mile.

Trump made a time of 11:56

Clinton was slightly faster, timing at 11:31

Obama was very fast, he ran a 10:03

But Bush did 9:11

How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot?

Because it worked.

Ted Cruz left the Navy 9/11 memorial service early...

He only had time to meet a handful of semen.

So everyone knows why 6 is afraid of 7. Can you answer this, How did 10 die?

It was trapped in the middle of 9-11