A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female ?”
The customer says, “Female.”
The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”
The customer says, “White.”
The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”
The customer says, “What does religion have to do with it?”
The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up.”
a man goes to confess after 25 years
So the man walks into the confession booth for the first time in his adult life, having nothing but bad memories about it from when he was a child. So he opens the door, sits down and notices a couple of playboy nude calenders on the wall, a bottle of whiskey in the corner and a nice box of cigars next to it, and he thinks to himself "Wow, this place has really improved over the years"
But then the Father opens the door and yells "Get out! that's my booth!"
A young adult named Bob enters a confessional
Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”
Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”
Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”
Saw two elementary students get in a fistfight so as an adult I had to step in.
They didn't stand a chance
What do you call adult-only Chess videos?
Pawn
I saw a kid being beat up by 4 adults and tried to help.
Kid couldn't stand for long against 5 adults.
where do babies come from
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
If I wasn't too busy adulting...
I'd be kidding
So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight...
when do I get my adult supervision?
First dirty joke an adult ever told me, what's yours?
A pelican spots a frog in a marsh and swallows him whole. The pelican flies off and reaches a great height. Suddenly the frog pokes his head out of the pelicans butt and yells out to the pelican "Hey,how high are we right now?", the pelican replies "About 100 meters.", to which the frog nervously replies "Are you shitting me?"