Circumcision jokes

I wasn't allowed to join the Trump campaign because I was circumcised.

Apparently, you need to be a complete dick.

A girl refused to blow me because I was uncircumcised.

Guess I wasn't cut out for the job.

Why do jewish women like circumcised penises?

What jew doesn't like 10% off?

Why do Jewish men get circumcised?

because Jewish women won't accept anything unless it has at least 20% off.

Just paid a lot of money for a really unprofessional circumcision

It was a rip off

A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem.

When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.

what do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Two boys sitting to pee

Two five year old boys are sitting at the potty to pee.

When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"

" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.

" What does that mean?"

"It means they cut the protective skin skin off the end."

" How old were you when it was cut off?"

" My mom said that I was two days old."

" Did it hurt?"

" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a whole year!"

Pain.

Two young boys are waiting for their surgery...

“What operation are you having done?”

“Getting my tonsils out, what about you?”

“Circumcision”

“Oh that’s bad, I had that done when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year”

I got a new job at the zoo, circumcising elephants.

The pay isn't great but the tips are enormous.

I need to have surgery, because of my cicumcision.

I was born without eyelids, so the doctor said to my mom "all we have to do is circumcise him, and we can make eyelids out of his foreskin." Long story short, I've been cock eyed ever since, I have great fore sight though.