Gay jokes

What do you call a gay man in his house by himself?

homolone

Having gay parents must be wild

You either get twice the "dad" jokes or an endless loop of, "go ask your mother"

Hey guys, YouTube recommended me a video on "How to identify if a guy is gay".

Easiest would be to ask them, then again we wouldn't know if they're gonna give a straight answer.

How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?

You flip it over.

The sad reality of being adopted by a gay couple is...

You have to endure twice the amount of dad jokes.

I was going to tell a gay joke

Butt fuck it

So I asked a bunch of guys today if they would go gay for a billion dollars.

And I didn't get any straight answers.

I think my co-workers are gay

Every time I walk past them in the office, they always whisper "What an ass"

I refused to believe I was gay AND dyslexic.

I was in Daniel.

I'm an auto mechanic...

So I can safely say I don't understand the gay agenda.

But I do understand the Trans mission.

A gay man and his male friend are hanging out at his house...

After a while of playing games, talking, and watching TV, the friend gets hungry. He turns to his gay buddy and asks:

"Hey, I am gonna order some subs, do you want any?"

The gay man replies: "No, sorry, I only do doms."

What do you call a gay couch.

A homosectional.

Dad, are those gay cows? .....

No, they're Bison

I tried to be gay once...

I sucked.

I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So i asked them if they were gay.

They promptly arrested me

One day I'll pretend to be gay. I'll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected...BAAM!!!

I'll have sex with their boyfriends

"Have you not got a girlfriend?"

"No dad."

"Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?

"No dad, not at all."

"Are you gay?"

"No dad, and will you please fuck off with your lesbian fantasies."

Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy...

it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay.

What do you call a line at the gay bar?

An LGBT queue.

What do you call a gay guy in a coma?

A tomato