A student goes up to his professor after class and asks him to define a dilemma. The professor says "I'll do you one better and give you a perfect example. You're laying in bed naked with a gorgeous naked girl on the right of you, and a naked gay guy on your left. Who do you turn your back to?"
Why's it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US?
I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright
The thing I love most about this fall weather is the UGG boots and yoga pants..
... Though, they do make me look a bit gay.
My friends say there’s a gay guy in our circle of friends..
I really hope it’s Todd, he’s cute.
Two male deer are leaving a gay bar
One turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I just blew 20 bucks.”
Have you seen the clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?
Of course you haven't.
You know why being drunk is gay?
Because you can't think straight.
We were at a family dinner last night, and at one point my Uncle Bob stood up and declared, “I’m gay and I don’t care who knows it!”
He must have been really drunk, because he’s been married to my Uncle Tony for six years now.
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Happy National Coming Out Day!
Two condoms walk past a gay bar
One says to the other "what do you say we go in there and get shit-faced?"
My roommate is gay
There was this boy who went away to college, and came back for Christmas.
Over drinks with his dad by the fireplace, he told his dad: "Dad, I think my roommate is gay."
Dad asks: "Well, what makes you think so?"
Son replies: "His dick tastes like shit."
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here.
What does the word "gay" mean?
Asked a boy to his father, to which he replied, "It means happy, son".
"Are you happy the Dad?" Asked the boy
"No son, I have a wife"
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick
Saudi Arabia’s gay pride anthem
“We will! We will! Rock you!”
My gay friend just came out a couple of weeks ago.
Now the whole world is telling them to go back and stay inside.
Harry Potter: "Hermoine, I'm gay"
Hermione: "Are you kidding?" Harry: "No, I'm fucking Sirius"
Two gay men are walking down the street. One of them is wearing a very flashy shirt.
A woman approaches and says, "oh my gosh, I love your top!"
The man replies, "thank you! I love him too!"
Why do gay people smile so much?
It's hard for them to keep a straight face.
They said that my dad was gay.
Now I am trying to figure out which one.
I had to quit my job as a gay pornstar...
....It was such a pain in the ass