Organ jokes

Given that a radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, it’s strange that the town in the movie “Cars” is called “Radiator Springs”.

It would be like if we called a city “Liver Pool”.

How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet.

What organ in the woman's body is still warm 15 minutes after her death?

My cock.

I’m trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy.

Good players are hard to find.

Elton John is a great pianist

but I hear he sucks on the organ

My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients

I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.

I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading

The judge called it "organ harvesting", but that's just semantics

I organized a threesome last night.

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had fun.

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally

caught him by the organ.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ.

And then I thought, look what's telling me that.

What's the shortest organ in a goat?

An ISIS member's dick.

My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market, so I went and looked around and couldn’t find any. I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and asked, “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?”

The produce guy looked at me and said, “No. You’ll have to do that yourself.”

The government offered to buy back all my guns

I turned them down

I don't feel right selling fire arms to organized crime.