Is my wife a pervert?
So I was standing looking out my bedroom window whipping one off to my neighbors gorgeous wife who was sunbathing, when I turned around to see my wife standing there looking at me! So my question is do yous think she’s some sort of pervert?
How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?
One.
But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.
What gets long when you jerk it,fits between boobs,slides in a hole and loves to be pulled?
A seat belt you pervert
So I got fired from my job last night for being a 'Pervert'
I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work...
When a woman buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun
But when a guy orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000 latex doll with high speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm sound system, he gets called a pervert.
What do you get when you cross a pervert with a pirate?
AAARRRRRR Kelly
How did the pervert find the sheep in the tall grass?
Very satisfying.
How do you grab the attention of a pervert?
An NSFW tag
3 nuns are flashed by a pervert in a trench coat
2 of them had a stroke. The other one didn’t want to touch it.
What does a perverted frog say ?
Rubbit