Pun

A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry

No pun in ten did.

Science puns make me numb

But math puns make me number.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac

because they always take things literally.

From my nine year old...

He walked up to me tore a piece of paper and walked away, I look at the paper it says "my puns" I ask what that was about, he says " I know... My puns are tear-able"... Thats my boy

A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

I submitted ten puns into a pun contest, wanna know how many won?

No pun in ten did

What did the preacher say at the vegetable mass?

“Lettuce pray for peas on Earth.”

Then

“Why do I bother with puns, everyone here’s brain dead.”

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A "Pi"-thon.

(brought to you by the bad puns initiative)

What I want written on my tombstone:

"Not appreciating puns was a grave mistake"

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?

A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father.

Cat puns

Freak meowt.

I wrote a theatrical performance on puns

Really, it was just a play on words.

Therapist: So why doesn't the marriage work?

Wife: My husband uses to many Star Wars puns

Husband: Divorce is strong in this one