The mugger
Two guys are walking home from a bar when a mugger approaches them in an alley with a knife and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and says, "Hey, here's that $20 I owe you."
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
A thief pointed a knife at me and said "your money or your life"
I smiled and told him I was married, so I have no money or a life. He dropped the knife and we hugged and cried for a moment.
Today, I saw 2 blind people fighting
Then I shouted: "I'm supporting the one with the knife", they both ran away.
I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago
Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
I was eating a steak in my favorite restaurant, when a girl came to my table and shouted at me: "Enjoying your meat, murderer?!"
Seriously Rachel it was 15 years ago and your dad had a knife. Jeez.
How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people?
You scream: “I bet 10 dollars on the guy with the knife!”
For me, getting girls is like spreading butter...
It's much easier with a knife.