Loss jokes

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.

A Covid test nurse asked me if I’ve had a sudden loss of taste.

I told her, "No, I've dressed like this for quite a while."

“Well - Mrs. Smith, it would seem that you're pregnant.”

“Sweet Jesus, that's wonderful, I'm pregnant, Doctor?!”

“Oh not at all, but at first glance, it would certainly seem so. Here's our weight loss brochure.”

Dear Americans, As today is 9.11 I wish you all the best and am really sorry for your losses.

Greetings from Europe!

My doctor told me I am begining to lose my hearing.

It was very hard to hear that.

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

I was gonna make a joke about memory loss

I think

What do you call a bunch of hedge funds that already lost $70 B shorting stocks?

A good start. HOLD the LINE.

What did the winner of the muscle loss competition get?

A-trophy