Nation jokes

The US should make DC, Guam, and PR states.

53 is a prime number.

Then we would truly be 1 nation, indivisible.

We were at a family dinner last night, and at one point my Uncle Bob stood up and declared, “I’m gay and I don’t care who knows it!”

He must have been really drunk, because he’s been married to my Uncle Tony for six years now.

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Happy National Coming Out Day!

There's a University called the National University of Science and Technology

It's not called the National University of Technology and Science, because that would be NUTS.

Why did Trump push for Congress to change the national bird after seeing one get sick in a zoo?

He hates ill eagles.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the national anthem.

What does D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

What is Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination

World Peace

My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas.

"World peace" I said.

"Something more realistic!" she laughed

"Ok how about a blowjob once a week?"

She reached for the phone.

"Who are you calling?" I asked.

"The United Nations" she replied.

What is Mexico's national sport?

Cross Country