Period jokes

I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars.

She said "I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out," but she pulled some strings and got me in.

All the periodic jokes Argon?

I don't Zinc so.

I hope you don't get your period on Valentine's Day.

It's going to be a pain in the ass.

Did you know R Kelly had a chance to be a professional Hockey player.

Only problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.

My wife said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?"

I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from.

I made my girlfriend cum three times.

Which isn't great over a period of 7 months.

What's a 6.9?

A good time ruined by a period.

In chemistry class the experiment called for 36 grams of the 83rd element on the periodic table. I could see that the girl next to me had weighed out 42 grams. When I told her she was getting a bit heavy she said....

I should mind my own bismuth.

Can we please stop posting chemistry jokes?

I keep seeing the same jokes reposted periodically.

A man recently died after a periodic table display fell on him...

The official cause of death was, "Exposure to the Elements".

what do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period?

Your palm red

What's the grossest number?

6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle.