Do not shampoo in the shower
I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner. I used shampoo in the shower and when we wash our hair the shampoo runs down our whole body. Printed clearly on the shampoo label is the warning,
"For extra body and volume."
No wonder I have been gaining weight. I got rid of shampoos and start using dish washing liquid. Its label reads
"Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
Follow this and stay slim and trim forever.
I stopped showering or changing my clothes, as a precaution against COVID-19.
If anybody gets within six feet of me, I know they must have lost their sense of smell.
There are two types of people in this world: those that pee in the shower
And fucking liars.
Where does He-Man keep his towel?
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!!
I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Who cares if you pee in the shower?
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
What's the kid friendly term for Bukkake?
Baby-shower
I asked 20 women in my neighborhood about their preferred shampoo
A staggering 100% of them use "Get out of my shower".
I have a confession. I masturbate in the shower..
.. it feels good to come clean.
Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot. He woke up one day when they were having a heat wave. As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, “it’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes.” “That I married you only for your money.”
Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?
for meatier showers.
When I get naked in the bathroom
the shower usually gets turned on.
If April Showers bring May Flowers, then what do May Flowers bring?
Smallpox.
I'm a 21-year-old multimillionaire. Here's how I did it.
1. I get up at 5:00 AM every day 2. I run for an hour before breakfast 3. Afterward, I take a cold shower to wake me up. 4. Journaling is key. You never know when you might need to remember something. 5. Always write down an appointment as soon as you get it. 6. My dad owns a Fortune 500 company. 7. I meditate every day