When I was at the grocery store, I asked an employee where the cereal was, and he said, "I'll see." And walks off. 5 minutes later, I asked another employee about the cereal, and he too said, "I'll see," and walks off.
I eventually found it myself. It was in aisle C.
A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...
“Got any 2 watt bulbs?”
“For what?”
“That’ll do I’ll take two.”
“Two what?”
“I thought you didn’t have any.”
“Any what?”
“Ok then!”
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
At the second hand store!
Where do dogs go when their tail falls off?
The retail store
How much memory does it take to store a joke?
1 Gigglebyte.
I never thought I'd be shoplifting from a kitchen supply store
But that's a whisk I'm willing to take
The Lego store near my house just reopened after lockdown...
People were lining up for blocks.
I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28.
I guess that’s the price of inflation
There are three religious truths:
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.
A close call.
Yesterday I was walking on the streets in my hometown Rotterdam, in the Netherlands. I was about to go to the grocery store when I saw a black man running with a TV. I was afraid of it being mine, so I ran home as quick as possible, but luckily mine was still there, polishing my shoes.
I farted in an Apple store and everyone got pissed
It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows!
Went to buy a lighter on Amazon,
when I searched, it said, "4.2 million matches found!" Guess I'll have to go to the store.
I was real upset when I lost my nonbinary friend at the store
But I felt better when someone told me "They're there"
Went to the book store for the Christmas sale “1/3 off all titles”
I got a lovely copy of “The Lion, The Witch”
I remember when I was a kid, I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars, 6 packs of now or laters, and an ice cold drink.
Nowadays, they got cameras everywhere.
A woman says to her engineer husband...
"Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks, "Why the heck did you buy six cartons of milk?"
"They had eggs."
Why is it called "canning" if it's storing things in glass containers and not cans?
Because renaming it at this point would be jarring.
The furniture store keeps calling me back.
But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
A few weeks ago I ordered a box to store my money and a set of speakers online.
They arrived today, safe and sound.
Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?
At the coroner store.