Swallow jokes

What's the hardest tea to swallow

Reality

I just swallowed a mood ring.

Not quite sure how I feel about it...

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that's a lot of information to swallow.

I accidentally swallowed the scrabble tiles for N, O, U, O, T, and Y.

I shit you not.

If a redbird has red babies, and a bluebird has blue babies, what kind of bird has no babies?

A Swallow.

First dirty joke an adult ever told me, what's yours?

A pelican spots a frog in a marsh and swallows him whole. The pelican flies off and reaches a great height. Suddenly the frog pokes his head out of the pelicans butt and yells out to the pelican "Hey,how high are we right now?", the pelican replies "About 100 meters.", to which the frog nervously replies "Are you shitting me?"

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

If the stork brings good babies, and the crow brings bad babies, what brings no babies?

The swallow

How can you tell if your sperm count is high?

Your partner has to chew before they swallow.

2 year old son spits on the floor.

Wife: We don't spit. If it's in your mouth you swallow it. Husband raises eyebrows. Wife: You shut up!

I can swallow a rope and poop out a lasso

I shit you knot.