Toe

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What goes "Chest, Chest, Chest, Chest"?

A T Rex doing "Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes".

If a ring for a toe is a toe ring...

Then shouldn't a ring for a finger be a *fingering*

There's an actual medical term for when your foot falls asleep.

It's called 'coma toes'

What does a microorganism say when they give birth to their sister?

OW! My toe sis.

How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find.

If someone with a toe fetish cheats on you

Does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?

My new girlfriend dumped me when she found out I was missing a toe

Apparently she's lactose intolerant.

What’s the difference between a camera and a sock?

A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes.

What has five toes but isn't your foot?

My foot.