A man walks into a bar, takes a seat, and asks the bartender if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The bartender replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar, and I'm blonde. So, do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "Forget that! I ain't explaining the joke four times."
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Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite
Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He used a hard drive.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? System failure.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheelie good.
The other day at school, we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding. :(
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from; I just can't place his accent.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it's intersected by a plane
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
