Fun jokes

What if I tell you there is a way to stop all the kids in the school making fun of you because you are still a virgin?

Just start giving them bad grades.

Fun fact

Before the invention of the crow bar most crows got drunk at home

Why does the Earth make fun of the moon?

Because it has no life

Fun fact : Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!

Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...

But that child is going straight to the top...

And slightly to the left...

My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given the chance.

**Her list:** Paul Rudd, Adam Levine, and Channing Tatum

**My list:** Her best friend Stephanie, that barista at our coffee shop, and my ex girlfriend

We should stop making fun of fat people

They have too much on their plate already

Programming jokes are fun...

... but only when executed properly.

Procrastinating is like masturbating

It's fun at first, but when all is said and done, you've just fucked yourself.

I'm from the southern US, is it OK to poke fun at myself?

Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day?

Too hard on the mule.

I had to apologize to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction.

I said, “Hope there are no hard feelings.”

When a woman buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun

But when a guy orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000 latex doll with high speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm sound system, he gets called a pervert.

Star gazing isn’t very fun

I’ve been doing it all afternoon and now I can’t see

I was curious what my parents did for fun before the internet...

I asked my 23 siblings and they didn’t know either.

My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted.

Homeschooling for us was fun though

A man and a wife are sitting outside...

The wife is bent over in the garden and the man exclaims "Damn! Your butt is almost as wide as the barbecue!" She proceeds to garden and brushes off the remark. Later on that night the man nudges his wife and asks her for some fun. She replies "If you think i'm firing up this grill for one little wiener, you got another thing coming."

Not my joke, I only wish I was this funny...

The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes.

You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.

The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

One minute you're young and fun...

The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.