Guy jokes

Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony?

The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.

Who is the most popular woman?

The one who can eat the last doughnut

A guy finally gets up the courage to go see a doctor about his four testicles.

Doctor says, "You have a lot of balls coming in here"

What's the difference between a guy dying on a cross and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years.

What did the Alabama sherriff say about the black guy with 17 bullet holes in his back?

He said it was the worse case of suicide he’s ever seen

Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me!

Police officer: That's a salt!

What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?

A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

I hate it when guys call their girlfriends their "partner in crime". Like we get it dude she's underage

The guy at my local music shop asked me why I'm always coming in to buy new harmonicas

I told him "I blow right through them"

Heart-Attacks are overrated

I mean your heart works non-stop all of your life, would it kill you if the poor guy took a break for 5 minutes ?

There's a term for guys like Donald Trump.

But apparently not 2 terms.