Joke jokes

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Think everyone who wrote these jokes is dead yet?

So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.

Who needs April fools when your whole life is a joke?

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punchline.

Don't say your life is a joke; jokes have meaning.

I had this friend named Leonardo. We called him Lee. Anyway, he didn't have alot of money. In fact, he was basically broke...

So one day he stole some bread because he was starving and couldn't buy food. He was caught and sentenced to death. It's really not that funny, but this joke was poor Lee executed.

I was gonna make a joke about memory loss

I think

The sad reality of being adopted by a gay couple is...

You have to endure twice the amount of dad jokes.

Cutest joke ever

What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!

I was going to tell a gay joke

Butt fuck it

How much memory does it take to store a joke?

1 Gigglebyte.

Not all math jokes are bad

Just sum.

Two clowns were eating a cannibal

One turns to the other and asks “did I start the joke wrong?”

Hey you wanna know why they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

I'm sorry you can thank my mom for that joke

Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine?

I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer.

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

Why did the scared cow say "Moo?"

Because it's a cow word.

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I thought of this today, did I make a new joke?

As a farmer, I love telling my dog sheep jokes,

But he'd herd them all.

I started writing an abortion joke

But it never fully developed