South jokes

School

School

I'm from the southern US, is it OK to poke fun at myself?

Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day?

Too hard on the mule.

Delta Variant

Delta Variant

The Delta Variant is burning through the South so quickly

They should call it the Sherman Variant

Lightbulb

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

Difference

Difference

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...' A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this...'

Place

Place

Why is the South the best place to hide in case of zombie takeover?

Southerner zombies don't have any teeth to bite with.

Wife

Wife

What do you call a hippie's wife from the South?

Mississippi

Man

Man

A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.

He is the seoul breadwinner

North Korea

North Korea

I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

Girl

Girl

A southern girl and a northern girl meet.

A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?"

The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"