Stephen Hawking jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Stephen Hawking diagnosed with erectile dysfunction.

It was easy to fix, they just uninstalled his pop-up blocker.

I finally got around to reading that book by Stephen Hawking.

It was about time.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the national anthem.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He used a hard drive.

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? System failure.

What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheelie good.

The other day at school, we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.

Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding. :(

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from; I just can't place his accent.

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

What shampoo does Stephen Hawking use? Head & Shoulders.