Difference jokes

Whats the difference between a politician and a hooker?

A hooker will stop fucking you once you run out of money.

Confucius say...

Difference between camping and being homeless is intent.

What's the difference between math and meth?

Meth is a stimulant, and math is a depressant.

What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?

When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.

When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between kung pao and the coronavirus?

One's Chinese take out, the other takes out Chinese.

My twin brother prefers to take the stairs, but I like the elevator.

I guess we are raised differently.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your devices and accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?

A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig

the letter “f”

What's the difference between a circus and a strip club?

A circus has a lot of cunning stunts

What's the difference between red and green?

Nothing if you're a cyclist cunt.

What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian?

The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.

People think that I'm stupid because I ask them for money in exchange of politically incorrect opinions.

Well, I beg to differ.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa? Santa stops at 3 hoes.

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans.