There jokes

Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs?

They say they're in bread.

I was going to post a joke about free and fair elections....

But I’m not sure the Americans will get it.

A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar

While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted

" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "

Speaker dropped the mic.

Why are Ukrainian women the best women to date?

No matter how many times you come over, she keeps Putin out.

He offered her honor

She honored his offer.

So all night it was honor offer honor offer honor offer.

I like my oreos like I like my people...

...held under the surface till the bubbles stop.

How do you handle a redhead's temper?

Gingerly.

What's got two eyes, but can't see, two wings, but can't fly, and two legs, but can't walk?

A dead bird.

I'm in so much debt...

I could start a government.

What car has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

^^^^^sorry.

A Jewish Black kid walks up to his dad and asks if he is more Black than Jewish.

"Why son?" The dad asks. "Because there is a kid at school selling his bike for $50 and I was wondering if I should talk him down to $30 or just steal it."

What did the capital O say to the capital Q?

Dude, your dick's hanging out..

A wife texted her husband

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!" The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: "I am on the toilet. Please advise."

My girlfriend kept telling me she was going to break up with me if I didn't stop quoting the song I'm a Believer by The Monkees, but I thought she was just kidding...

Then I saw her face.

What does a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common?

They both cost a lot, last 5 seconds, and if the rubber splits you're fucked.

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

People complain a lot about dealing with erectile dysfunction

But it's not exactly hard, is it?

What confuses a gay person?

Seven

A mosquito landed on my wife's face while she was asleep

Easiest decision of my life

Prostitute Joke.

Man : How much for a blowjob?

Prostitute : Ummm $20

Man : Ohhh Damn, it was $80 for my friend. I guess I am your favourite.

Prostitute : Cut it out, I charge $10 per inch.